"You’re the best and wisest and smartest and most talented man I know.”
"Well, you’re… the bravest and kindest and wisest and most terrifying yet gentle man I know.”
"No, you’re the best and wisest and smartest and most talented and — no homo — most attractive man I know.”
"You’re… the bravest and kindest and wisest and most terrifying yet gentle man I’ve ever wanted to plow me ever since you walked into Bart’s, and no other human being has ever made me feel this way before. Wait. I should explain that."
"I love you."
"I LOVE YOU MORE."
"Sherlock goddammit STOP DOING THIS, I LOVE YOU MORE."
"I LOVE YOU THE MOST"
"ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS AGAIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY, THIS IS GENUINELY ANNOYING, I LOVE YOU THE MOST"
"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THAT"
Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell
not enough hipster galaxy overlay
there we go
Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.
Meaningless and profound enough?
Can someone tweet this to Mark…
This is like Jim all over again
AND AWARD FOR BEST FREAKING CAPTION EVER GOES TO…… ^
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*Calls friend* “read this book”